It's not Obsession

In her own post, a friend of mine asked:

Is it wrong of me to be put off/annoyed by people who: Double dip in containers – Like eating ice cream from a container and putting the half empty container back in the fridge (same goes for yogurt and the like). Or double dip with chips on dips. And the like. Or putting a serving spoon/fork back into sauce after you've slurped on it.

And I just wanted to hug on her because, really? OHMYGOODNESS.

Do not breathe on my food or look at my food or touch my food or my plate or-

You know how mom's will let kids drink outta their straws? Yeah, I never did that. Or eat off my fork. Or... yeah, no. Never. Ugh.

I have a THING. Okay? It's a minor thing, but ask Lani or Cher or Rach or Meredith... any one of them can order for me and then dictate to the server how things must be placed/arranged/served... hojeez. ♥ Even LODI knows.

My friends.

IN SHORT: No, dear friend, it is not wrong to be put off.

I'm all fed and my bandages are changed. Go Rach!

... how much I love you all.

Lani - I desperately hope you feel comforted this weekend.

Rach - I hope you get some....thing.

Jilly - I sincerely hope you have some kind of pain relief.

Jewels - I want you to feel the love.

Alliana - Thank you for knowing it all the last few days and not judging.

Lodi - You crazy bitca. ♥

Teresa - I hope you finally get some rest.

Yes.

This.

A lot this.

RACHAEL. LANI. MEREDITH. ROLL CALL.

So, I drove down to see calyx last night and yeah. As much as I love you, Rach? It was a stupid and very dangerous thing to do. First of all, not only was Fife (which is five miles NORTH of Tacoma, CNN) flooded and the freeway closed, but coming back? The lights were out on HWY 18 and I couldn't see a thing, causing the car to fishtail when I hit a massive puddle of standing water and we nearly hit another car sideways. I didn't get home until after ten.

I hate driving the 'Stang in weather like that, but the fact is, it sits lower to the ground and is much heavier. I probably would have been better off. Eeesh.

This morning, Maple Valley Highway is closed, Cheryl has to take Petrovisky to work which means nothing to ya'll, but really? Adds almost FORTY MINUTES to her commute. Not to mention the 235235 other people doing it and yeah. *sighs*

SOOOOOOOOOOOO, yeah. First, it's 15 inches of snow, total, here in Maple Valley, and now we've gotten 13 inches of rain. Ridic.

1) Apparently, if I go to prison for (UNNAMED HORRIFIC ACT HERE) then Rach is going to visit me. NICE RACH! Only SHE thinks it's going to be the same day that I decide to break out. She also doesn't think that I'm going to BE the bitch, she thinks I'm going to be MAKING the bitches. That I'm going to tell Bertha to dig over there--------> and to cover the hole with the t-shirt I gave her and that Jonesie and I are going to dig over <----------- here while she does it. The prison map, for the record, is traced on my BACK and that I asserted my Alpha-ness when Left-Eye took the roll of my lunch tray, took a bite and then tried to put it back.

I shanked that ho.


2) Okay, so... I'm not saying that Jack IS gay and I'm not saying he ISN'T gay. Not that I care because we're equal opportunity offensive up in here. BUT, if I WERE going to prove or disprove that statement? I'd post a photo of him, this morning, dancing along with 'A Chorus Line'.



Like that.


3) FOUR INCHES OF SNOW PREDICTED, which means we'll get one. *sighs* ♥

D) The reason that I shanked Left-Eye in prison is because at Cheryl's Christmas Party the other night, no joke, her BOSS took my DINNER ROLL OFF MY PLATE, took a bite and then TRIED TO PUT IT BACK.

I nearly passed out. Cher was like, "Um, no. Don't do that."

Rach was like, "You shanked him, huh?

Lodi said, "And then you stabbed him with your fork, right?"

Yeaaaaaaaaah. Keep the roll, John, you nasty bitch. I don't want it. EW. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. ew. JUST NO. Bad enough I had to sit next to that many people. OHMYGOD. Ew.

It snowed.

If you know me AT. ALL. you know what this means to me.

I'm putting on the musiiiiiiiiiiic and light the caaaaaaaaandles and I'm going to be baking coooooooooooooookies and vacuuuuuuuuuuuuuming and um... other things that will absolutely destroy my foot. :D

And I'm going to do it happily. Why?

IT'S SNOWING AGAIN!



PS: Rach? I ♥ you. Don't forget that.

It's That Day again. Well, unless you're Lodi. Then it's ROCK ON time and Have a Dorito. I love Lodi.

( Click this For More Than You Wanted to Know )

I miss my mom.

1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Random quotations: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album

3 - Go to flickr's "explore the last seven days" http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

Put it all together, that's your debut album.

( This was way too... well, I liked it :) )

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That said, much love to Miss Rachael & Miss Lani, both of whom are feelin' the ickies today. I ♥ you both liek whoa and things will get better. Think happy thoughts for today at least. Like, um... Guitar Hero and rum? :-/ I dunno. OOH! I know. For Rach? Margaritas. For Lani? (.)(.)

There. <3 *mwah*

You have a tan line! You can't be bleach, you fucking bitch! - also Rachael

4 drinks, paid for 1.

- Al, the karaoke guy bought the bar a round.

- Gene, the Super Supplements customer bought us (Rach and I) each a drink.

- Steven, the retired Navy Lt. Colonel, who insisted on looking down our shirts and groping Rachael's crotch bought us each a drink.


Hey. They were free. :)

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Songlist tonight:

- Desperado
- Hotel California
- Don'tcha
- Let it Be
- Midnight Train to Georgia (Which I learned I cannot sing)


<3 Good times

OHMYGOD!

I'm... I squeaked and squeed and Rachael was like, "Calm down."

They got EVERYONE back. I'd fuck them ALL.

My babydaddy PAUL and my babydaddy VIN and my mommahoochie JORDANA and cute lil MICHELLE, too. <3 LOVE YOU, bbs. See you next summer!

NAKED RACHAEL IS NAKED.

My sister and my best friend can die.

Together.

And burn.

For. Ev. ER.

I'm never eating again

Went to El Toro's for chips, salsa and karoke and WOW, okay. So, not that I ever sound SUPER amazing, but that microphone made me sound pretty damn awesome. I sang 'Let it Be', 'Desperado' and 'Hotel California', mostly because um, those are the songs that I CAN sing well. And after I finish 'Let it Be', the DJ says, "Beautiful, no one has ever sung that before". :D Rach finished with this rendition of Sin Wagon that made people cheer and I was like "EEEEE!". SO MUCH FUN!

Of course, the requisite dancing of the Electric Slide and then we learned the Cupid Shuffle which was fantastic enough but then Rachael goes to get dressed this morning and turns on the bathroom radio as usual and what's playing on the station? CUPID SHUFFLE. We danced. Her in the hall, me in the front room.

All in all, a pretty good night, except where I STILL have those two apps to finish for Sparta and it was one of those 'ooh, suddenly SOTIREDOMG' when we got back last night. <3

Oh. And my bitch-ass sister was all, "About my work party-" and stuff yesterday and I said, "Do you WANT someone to go in my place?" And she says, "NO! No, Mary, no..." And THEN last night, "How about we go see a movie next weekend?" And I'm saying, "SURE, what should we see?" and THINKING, "Uh HUH!" because she follows that up with, "So how mad WOULD you be if I canceled on you?"

David brotherpersonthing just came back from Marine bootcamp and proposed to his girlfriend and so she hasn't seen him in a few months. EH, whatev. That's like an hour and some odd drive for some food and a fixed watermelon eating contest. <3 I'm not THAT ticked. Plus, I know she reads this. Bitch.

( TO DO )

What she SAID was, "I'm gonna Donner your party."

To which I said, "When it comes to referencing the naughty, please don't use cannibalistic killers. Thanks."

To which SHE said, "Hey, it just means I get to eat you a lot."








... yes.

Just got home from the midnight showing of The Dark Knight for my birthday present (HELLO!MIDNIGHT) from Rachael. <3

No, no spoilers. Not at the moment. Analysis tomorrow. Or today, later. :)

I do, however, need a red motorcycle. PRONTO, hello.

So, yesterday Kyle and I went and saw Hancock, went to dinner with Rach (where Rachael gave him his Pokemon board game -like Yahtzee) and picked out his video game present at the mall. Today we go see Cher. :D All in all, I think he'd say it was a pretty good birthday.

Today, though, is TARA'S birthday, so happy birthday! :D *MWAH*

Just ask Rach. Who bore witness to one at 1am last night and then spent four hours in the ER with me after because hey, THAT? Is a friend. Plus? She totally drove the MoStang since her car is in the shop AND? She hates driving my car because it's big.

I mean, if your friend spazzes out on YOUR floor and pees on it or whatever in the throes of a brainstorm spaz, surely you're going to be just as awesome as she was.

I love Rachael. A lot.

PS: Apparently, Kyle stood there and said, "Mommy! You're having a seizure" a lot, so... you know, every little bit helps.