It's not Obsession

Lodi's mom was talking about alien abduction... and so I said something about it and Lodi said I needed to update my Facebook status.

So I did. Without thinking. And then... well... yeah.

MO: I think I'm gonna take a hot shower and relax.
EJ: think of me baby, *wink*
MO: oh yes, oh yes.
EJ: awesome my heterosexual life partner
EJ: you are the bestest EVAR
MO: I am, what can I say. DO ME
EJ: RIGHT NOW
MO: UNF UNF HARDER HARDER
EJ: Oooooooh yes, YES MORE BABY MORE
MO: *HUMPHUMPHUMP* OOOOOH
EJ: *BEST CLIMAX EVAR* OOoooooooh MO!!
MO: *pops collah* Yeahhhhhhhhh, buddy. Like that. THAT.
EJ: Ahahah <3


The More You Know.

What she SAID was, "I'm gonna Donner your party."

To which I said, "When it comes to referencing the naughty, please don't use cannibalistic killers. Thanks."

To which SHE said, "Hey, it just means I get to eat you a lot."








... yes.