It's not Obsession

Lodi's mom was talking about alien abduction... and so I said something about it and Lodi said I needed to update my Facebook status.

So I did. Without thinking. And then... well... yeah.

MO: I think I'm gonna take a hot shower and relax.
EJ: think of me baby, *wink*
MO: oh yes, oh yes.
EJ: awesome my heterosexual life partner
EJ: you are the bestest EVAR
MO: I am, what can I say. DO ME
EJ: RIGHT NOW
MO: UNF UNF HARDER HARDER
EJ: Oooooooh yes, YES MORE BABY MORE
MO: *HUMPHUMPHUMP* OOOOOH
EJ: *BEST CLIMAX EVAR* OOoooooooh MO!!
MO: *pops collah* Yeahhhhhhhhh, buddy. Like that. THAT.
EJ: Ahahah <3


The More You Know.

( From an entry I wrote on a bit ago on, oh, LJ... )
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AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA. I remember that day. *GIGGLEFIT* Okay, okay. Icon. There. Happy?!

NAKED RACHAEL IS NAKED.

But now I KNOW he is!

So. vanya_elda posts an AMAAAAAAAAAZING picspam (268!) of some gorgeous male model sans pants. Undies galore. I comment with 'Hello pretty!' and THIS comes up:

Tweak says, "Oh My God... OMG"

So, I had to comment AGAIN to share the funny. And then THIS comes up:

Tweak says, "Unf Unf"

This shit cannot be a coinkydink. It just CAN'T be.

PS: GORGEOUS MAN WITH NO PANTS ON HELLO. UNF UNF INDEED. *drools*

PPS: Speaking of gorgeous male models, icon related... kinda ;)

[OVER HERE]

She was going through and reading the AIM convo I'd had with Eric where we'd named the married couples we have going:

- Lee/Dee (arrow_of_apollo/stuck_in_cic)
and because we'd just made Rosalie & Emmett from Twilight: iceblonde & hellsnotsobad.

Well, she pointed out we forgot Anne & Nicky (elegant_legacy & deck_gangsta)

And THEN proceeded to say, "Well, technically, Anne and HENRY are married, too..." So that's martyred_queen & good_to_be_king.


.... OF COURSE I'm gonna say, "FINE! I'm married to your husband!"

Geez. I'm not his WIFE, I just play her on the internet.

Four times.

Just one of those things you hear that you're not really SURE you heard...

'The bowl should be licked til the tongue is tired.
- a television commercial about dessert

Still. What? REALLY!?