It's not Obsession

In her own post, a friend of mine asked:

Is it wrong of me to be put off/annoyed by people who: Double dip in containers – Like eating ice cream from a container and putting the half empty container back in the fridge (same goes for yogurt and the like). Or double dip with chips on dips. And the like. Or putting a serving spoon/fork back into sauce after you've slurped on it.

And I just wanted to hug on her because, really? OHMYGOODNESS.

Do not breathe on my food or look at my food or touch my food or my plate or-

You know how mom's will let kids drink outta their straws? Yeah, I never did that. Or eat off my fork. Or... yeah, no. Never. Ugh.

I have a THING. Okay? It's a minor thing, but ask Lani or Cher or Rach or Meredith... any one of them can order for me and then dictate to the server how things must be placed/arranged/served... hojeez. ♥ Even LODI knows.

My friends.

IN SHORT: No, dear friend, it is not wrong to be put off.

Lodi's mom was talking about alien abduction... and so I said something about it and Lodi said I needed to update my Facebook status.

So I did. Without thinking. And then... well... yeah.

... how much I love you all.

Lani - I desperately hope you feel comforted this weekend.

Rach - I hope you get some....thing.

Jilly - I sincerely hope you have some kind of pain relief.

Jewels - I want you to feel the love.

Alliana - Thank you for knowing it all the last few days and not judging.

Lodi - You crazy bitca. ♥

Teresa - I hope you finally get some rest.

Well, BSG is back. I've said this and I rejoice in it. Which means that the crack is back. :D Ya'll can rejoice in THAT.

*DEEP BREATH*

Back in the day (04/30/2007), Lodi and I had been talking and see... Lee Adama is a ninny. He was a ninny then and he's a ninny now (except for those three minutes where his dial flipped briefly to awesomesauce - but I can't find it on YouTube so maybe it never happened? IDK). ANYWAY, it was decided that Michael Vaughn (Alias) and Lee Adama had attended the ninnery together. And thus a post was born.

A post that I couldn't post in my journal at the time because I was afraid of offending someone. ME! AFRAID OF OFFENDING SOMEONE. *cough* And now I'm about to um, do that. Mostly because I didn't know her that well and now I DO, so... yeah.

sorry. :(

BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, ya'll have to see this post as it was originally written.

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Mo and I are on crack, right? Everyone on board? Okay, great!

She and I ended up discussing, as we usually do, how Lee Adama and Michael Vaughn (from Battlestar Galactica and Alias, respectively) are both ninnies.

She links me to this picture:



and says, "That is Lee."

My response was, "oh, jesus god!" followed by, "Is that the uniform they wear at the ninnery?"

Okay, hang on a second. I must explain that Lani coined the term "ninnery" last week when she said "Get thee to a ninnery!" in the comments of Mo's journal.

Mo then responded with "That's the HEAD BOY uniform at the ninnery. The rest of them just wear this...



At which point I began to laugh so hard that I couldn't breathe. As soon as I got it under control, I happened to glance at the picture again, and the whole process started over.

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I'm sorry... I really am. For those not entirely in the know, that's KITT's human PB. *sighs* It's not my fault that they had him modeling that year's regatta whatev ninnery uniform.

♥

1) Apparently, if I go to prison for (UNNAMED HORRIFIC ACT HERE) then Rach is going to visit me. NICE RACH! Only SHE thinks it's going to be the same day that I decide to break out. She also doesn't think that I'm going to BE the bitch, she thinks I'm going to be MAKING the bitches. That I'm going to tell Bertha to dig over there--------> and to cover the hole with the t-shirt I gave her and that Jonesie and I are going to dig over <----------- here while she does it. The prison map, for the record, is traced on my BACK and that I asserted my Alpha-ness when Left-Eye took the roll of my lunch tray, took a bite and then tried to put it back.

I shanked that ho.


2) Okay, so... I'm not saying that Jack IS gay and I'm not saying he ISN'T gay. Not that I care because we're equal opportunity offensive up in here. BUT, if I WERE going to prove or disprove that statement? I'd post a photo of him, this morning, dancing along with 'A Chorus Line'.



Like that.


3) FOUR INCHES OF SNOW PREDICTED, which means we'll get one. *sighs* ♥

D) The reason that I shanked Left-Eye in prison is because at Cheryl's Christmas Party the other night, no joke, her BOSS took my DINNER ROLL OFF MY PLATE, took a bite and then TRIED TO PUT IT BACK.

I nearly passed out. Cher was like, "Um, no. Don't do that."

Rach was like, "You shanked him, huh?

Lodi said, "And then you stabbed him with your fork, right?"

Yeaaaaaaaaah. Keep the roll, John, you nasty bitch. I don't want it. EW. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. ew. JUST NO. Bad enough I had to sit next to that many people. OHMYGOD. Ew.

It's That Day again. Well, unless you're Lodi. Then it's ROCK ON time and Have a Dorito. I love Lodi.

( Click this For More Than You Wanted to Know )

I miss my mom.

Lodi said that Shannon and Daniel needed another kid because Shannon missed out on the whole Hattie thing. And that there needed to be an awkward...

... THANKSGIVEN



So there was.

[EDITED TO ADD] Thoughts:

JACK: Wants to know why Sam's in her stasis pod outside

SHEPPARD: *thinking* "Yeah, that's right, I'm at this Thanksgiven dinner"

RONON: *thinking* "I'm... too sexy for my... hair..."

RODNEY: Having joy about pie

KITT: *thinking* "Why is Cam standing behind me with a gun?"

CAM: *thinking* "I shot that turkey myself."

DANIEL: *thinking* "I KNEW we shouldn't have invited anyone except Rodney."

SHANNON: *thinking* "Is this my baby or Hattie's?

HATTIE: *SMILE!*

WOOLSEY: "My top is striking this year..."

TEAL'C: "Indeed."

TODAY: 5357
TOTAL: 26054

Oh, yes. And now we are on our way. :) I went to a write in tonight and, during a particuarly badass word sprint, wrote 917 words. I won a Caramel Apple Cider from Starbucks and OHMYGOD.

Yum.

And when I'd only drunk half of it and it was time to go, I asked if they'd nuke it for me in the microwave? She said they didn't have a microwave, but she'd make me a new one. And she did.

♥

Here.

( My view )

TITLE: The Doctor With the Enema
CHAPTER 7: Lowering the Fever

[Today's puzzle completed 1 Min, 22 Secs]

OH YAY! :D

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So, I have a meeting with the school this afternoon. I knew Rach was gonna hafta work and I figured that Cher was gonna be working, so... yeah. Wish me luck. I just really don't want to do that 'get frustrated and to avoid saying/doing something I shouldn't I start crying' thing. Cher does it, too. OH, those people make me SO ANGRY. Grr.

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BUT! The most beautiful pink and white Gerber Daisies were delivered to my house this morning. Just gorgeous. <3 Thank you, Meredith. I'll take them with me tomorrow. *LOVES* You're awesome.

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THIS icon is still making me giggle. All because Kara started Cult of Mo on LJ and now it's here, too. *hee* Join and KEEP YOUR BALLS. No Kool-Aid. ;)

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What happens when RP meets... well, LANI's commentary and Meredith's graphic skillz. *snickers*

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TONIGHT: BSG - OMG YAY! Kara's whacked. Gaisu-san = Still the only one getting laid. Someone DO something, thanks. :) Dad? Mom? ... ugh, LEE? Geez.

LAST NIGHT: SUPERNATURAL - Too bad that Lani's spent the last few eps out of my timezone. No more going, "Oh, crap! Gotta get on the horn with her."

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RP: AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.

So, everyone at UtR was joining this New Game of Awesome and was like, "JOIN THIS!" So, I app'd, right? Accepted, made my OOC intro post. *hee* And who should comment but OMFG- BRIX. Oh, my gooduhness, BRIX! I did not know you were an RP'er here. Last time I RP'd with Brix was at Celebsomethingorother on LJ. And THAT was whacked. Only time in my life I enjoyed messing with Kate Bosworth. *hee* ANYWAY. THIS is gonna be fun. <3


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So, see why I needed tons of icons? Too many topics to cover them all.

Plus: Jo, glad Strider's doing better. Cher? No more dizzy-driving. Rach, the IRS can suck cock.

<3

Girl I Know: You know, you have some really great friends.
Ramdonomo: What do you mean?
Girl I Know: did they come over to IJ for you? That's really nice of them if they did.
Ramdonomo: Yeah, they did.
Ramdonomo: I have AWESOME friends.

And you know what? I SO do. I really, REALLY do.



Clockwise from bottom left, that's Lani, Rach, Meredith and Me.

Lani, well, Lani... Lani's just... yeah. Met her through RP moons ago. She's the one that came at 3am when my Mom died and sat with me for two hours, then was with me two hours after THAT when I had to go to my mom's work to tell them. She's indulged my fandom squee with Rambaldi fun and hit up Disneyland with me and my son I don't know what I'd do without her.

Rach, well, Rach... Rach's just... yeah. Met her through the interbutt a long time ago and, on the first day I met HER in person? Talked to her about RP when she had NO IDEA who I was or what I was talking about. Then I schmoozed our way onto a bus, into the Science Center and to the front of the IMAX line. She fell in love ;) She's let me invade her house for a month on end and I don't know what I'd do without her.

Meredith, well, Mer... Meredith's just... yeah. Meredith is not just a graphics queen, no matter how much you may see me say so. She's one of the most brilliantly smart, incredibly talented people I've ever had the privelege to know and she's put up with so much from me, too. She's helped me out when I've had nothing and no one to talk to and I truly don't know what I'd do without her.

My friends make me a better person simply for knowing them and I'm blessed beyond belief.

And those are just the ones I've taken a photo with.

EJ? EJ I've known for years and man, did I wanna be her for the longest :) She's a fantastic writer and someone who kept me company for the weekend I was in the hospital. She helped me flirt with hot nurses and doctors and kept me sane during inane amounts of crazy. <3 I love her and I hope she knows what she means to me.

And Lodi.

Well, LODI. Lodi's my favorite person I've never met in person, even though I've known her for 5 seventeen years. Know when I knew Lodi was my friend? The day she spent three hours helping me find a song I'd heard on Radio Disney when I only knew one line and that line? I knew WRONG. :) I've loved her ever since.

Jo & Eric? Well. PSH. I'm HIS internet wife and her... well, her RP BFF. *shrugs* /end ;)

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Also? I've talked to all of these people completely drugged out on either: Greg Drugs (Hi Lani!) or some form of Mom Drugs. :) That's how I know they love me.

I'm not high NOW, either. I was just trolling my own photobucket.

*MWAH*

It's so funny, I was reading || THIS ARTICLE || and there was suddenly a *pop* as my brain went kaboom.

Well, okay, a *boom*? Something. ANYWAY, the point is, 'Duh'.

Also? It's a GOOD thing that I have a friend that DOES watch MUCH the same shows I do:

The Why Isn't Vaughn Dead?* show? Yeah, Lodi and I were all over THAT one while most of fandom was still watching, Sydney and Vaughn Forever!*. Personally, I was watching the Jack and Irina Foreplay show, co-starring Agent Weiss. *shrugs* What can I say?

( Other shows I'm currently engaged in? )

[Today's puzzle completed 12 Mins, 50 Secs ]

... *sniffle* Lodi had to help me.

ME: Yours is awesome
LODI: yours is OMGWTF!?

[there was utr chat. there was saying of 'make up your own stories before someone makes them up about you!' I'll have you know that littlemoresonic had sex with her bff on a llama at Paris Hilton's birthday]

It has been decided that LODI will decipher the secret documents and I will diffuse the bombs. Always cut the third wire, especially if they are all the same color.



LODI and I went on a bar tour. During the course of it, we sent several text messages to KAREN, one of which told her to get the Senator's yacht. As PANTH said later, it was a good thing it was insured.

We snuck on the horse, which someone dressed up in the Senator's pants. No one is confessing, but it wasn't me. I was trying to dive off the side of the boat and LODI was trying to stop me. We came back... horse had pants on. I think it was LANI. She was WAY into the chihuahua. Upset it only gave culinary advice though.

Once, the Senator woke up, he joined in the chocolate finger painting and KAREN 's mad skillz with tap shoes are the only things that stopped us from getting boarded after PANTH did this thing, which distracted the Captain and THEN... well. You know.

Oh, and I made off with the Michael Shanks lookalike. He's now stashed in my closet.

From there, LODI went ahead to Sri Lanka because she needed to "fill in" as the "desk manager" at "her friends" brothel. Yeah, we don't believe that either

At any rate, once the rest of us caught up... we found out that LODI was working as an "exotic dancer" to help pay our way back to Jamaica. Here's where it gets a little... strange.

KAREN told LODI that she should have sold the diamonds. Well, none of us knew about the diamonds... LANI said that KAREN had said that the turtles ate the diamonds, and KAREN maintained that the turtle had eaten the rubies. I had heard LODI say diamonds, but LODI swore that her tiara and bracelet were fakes. I had to explain that my tiara wasn't (as it was a gift from the Emperor of Argentina) and LANI said that her contact in Switzerland said that LODI 's jewelry was real.

LODI got upset and said that it was my fault because LANI and I didn't split the gold evenly. LANI had to go and claim it was to the thousandth of a gram, but since we were being chased by locals with rifles, it wasn't POSSIBLE to be that accurate. Not my fault.

On top of that, PANTH remembered that she had bribed this fighter pilot. That was because LODI wouldn't hand over the two-for-ones for her "friends" brothel. Gold nuggets and a lap dance at mach 2. LANI played DJ in the backseat. She was "offended" (Psh, yeah right) that none of us offered to help. Well, LODI had the brothel, I had taken home the MShanks lookalike, and lets face it... KAREN had done more than her duty with the Senator.

I was offended KAREN had called us theives since she had made off with the rubies. At that point, LANI remembered that KAREN had ALSO made off with the sapphires. LODI admitted taking the emeralds, which... okay, I had, too.

The reason LODI didn't have any more two-for-ones was because she'd given them all to the park rangers. Or so she said. But without them, we'd never have escaped from that avalanche. And LODI ? With Shanks in my closet, I don't NEED to talk to Joe. Mmkay?

The St. Bernard they brought not only had brandy, but condoms as well. KAREN said he gave her more than condoms, but I don't think she meant the dog. She CLAIMS she meant Blake. KAREN also declared her undying love for Javier because he hauled her out of a river. As LANI pointed out, due to his "banana leaves" we had a hard time hauling KAREN out of his hut when it was time to go. His coconuts were rather large.

There there was the rest of PANTH 's pilot's flight crew. Moose, Goose and Grouse. LANI wanted them all. And HAD. And then she tried blaming it on me which pissed off my Shanks lookalike. Grouse kept faxing photocopies of himself to KAREN at work. Body parts that take seven sheets? UNCOOL.

Truthfully, she was more angry when she only got the middle sheet. I don't blame her. He was hot.

LODI: we're not allowed to be friends anymore
LODI: cause I just told you I always think of you when I pee

I am not moving to France.
- If I AM moving to France, I am telling people.
-- If I'm telling people, this means YOU, Lani, and not your parents.
--- I'd probably tell your parents, but not until AFTER I'd told you. DEAL!?
---- I'm not moving to France.


If you come to visit with me, you can stay with me.
- I am not ditching you at my sister's so you can listen to her fight with her boyfriend.
-- Even though it's funny when she wins.
--- No, not even if I say I'm gonna be right back.
---- But you can still come to visit!

Rach, Mer? You want in on this? Something I did to you where I left the country or made you sleep on Cher's couch without me being there? Anything? Let me know.


Derek Jeter hit my fucking car. Asshole.

Rachael: "This is why you called me? To tell me about your brain tumor?"

Lodi: "Get that checked out and THEN call me back."

Cher: "Can I call you on my way home from work?"

Meredith: "Go lay down." (To be fair, I didn't tell Meredith about my brain tumor. I simply told her my migraine had lasted a week)

Lani: *didn't answer phone*

Don't I have such LOVING and CARING friends?!

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