It's not Obsession

In her own post, a friend of mine asked:

Is it wrong of me to be put off/annoyed by people who: Double dip in containers – Like eating ice cream from a container and putting the half empty container back in the fridge (same goes for yogurt and the like). Or double dip with chips on dips. And the like. Or putting a serving spoon/fork back into sauce after you've slurped on it.

And I just wanted to hug on her because, really? OHMYGOODNESS.

Do not breathe on my food or look at my food or touch my food or my plate or-

You know how mom's will let kids drink outta their straws? Yeah, I never did that. Or eat off my fork. Or... yeah, no. Never. Ugh.

I have a THING. Okay? It's a minor thing, but ask Lani or Cher or Rach or Meredith... any one of them can order for me and then dictate to the server how things must be placed/arranged/served... hojeez. ♥ Even LODI knows.

My friends.

IN SHORT: No, dear friend, it is not wrong to be put off.

Clearly, the cat is outta the bag. It's a TREK RP. And yeah... can you guess who sits outside their house for the internet? *DIES* I love this game and the people in it.



FUCK YEAH.

1) Kirk & Angela did body shots in the officer's lounge.
2) Angela got Spock DRUNK.
3) Spock then got Uhura tanked and made out with her against the wall & then on a couch. (DID YOU READ WHAT THEY HAD US DOING...)
4) Angela then sent Spock the awkward apology you saw before. *HEE*

Lodi's mom was talking about alien abduction... and so I said something about it and Lodi said I needed to update my Facebook status.

So I did. Without thinking. And then... well... yeah.

... how much I love you all.

Lani - I desperately hope you feel comforted this weekend.

Rach - I hope you get some....thing.

Jilly - I sincerely hope you have some kind of pain relief.

Jewels - I want you to feel the love.

Alliana - Thank you for knowing it all the last few days and not judging.

Lodi - You crazy bitca. ♥

Teresa - I hope you finally get some rest.

Well, BSG is back. I've said this and I rejoice in it. Which means that the crack is back. :D Ya'll can rejoice in THAT.

*DEEP BREATH*

Back in the day (04/30/2007), Lodi and I had been talking and see... Lee Adama is a ninny. He was a ninny then and he's a ninny now (except for those three minutes where his dial flipped briefly to awesomesauce - but I can't find it on YouTube so maybe it never happened? IDK). ANYWAY, it was decided that Michael Vaughn (Alias) and Lee Adama had attended the ninnery together. And thus a post was born.

A post that I couldn't post in my journal at the time because I was afraid of offending someone. ME! AFRAID OF OFFENDING SOMEONE. *cough* And now I'm about to um, do that. Mostly because I didn't know her that well and now I DO, so... yeah.

sorry. :(

BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, ya'll have to see this post as it was originally written.

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Mo and I are on crack, right? Everyone on board? Okay, great!

She and I ended up discussing, as we usually do, how Lee Adama and Michael Vaughn (from Battlestar Galactica and Alias, respectively) are both ninnies.

She links me to this picture:



and says, "That is Lee."

My response was, "oh, jesus god!" followed by, "Is that the uniform they wear at the ninnery?"

Okay, hang on a second. I must explain that Lani coined the term "ninnery" last week when she said "Get thee to a ninnery!" in the comments of Mo's journal.

Mo then responded with "That's the HEAD BOY uniform at the ninnery. The rest of them just wear this...



At which point I began to laugh so hard that I couldn't breathe. As soon as I got it under control, I happened to glance at the picture again, and the whole process started over.

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I'm sorry... I really am. For those not entirely in the know, that's KITT's human PB. *sighs* It's not my fault that they had him modeling that year's regatta whatev ninnery uniform.

♥

1) Apparently, if I go to prison for (UNNAMED HORRIFIC ACT HERE) then Rach is going to visit me. NICE RACH! Only SHE thinks it's going to be the same day that I decide to break out. She also doesn't think that I'm going to BE the bitch, she thinks I'm going to be MAKING the bitches. That I'm going to tell Bertha to dig over there--------> and to cover the hole with the t-shirt I gave her and that Jonesie and I are going to dig over <----------- here while she does it. The prison map, for the record, is traced on my BACK and that I asserted my Alpha-ness when Left-Eye took the roll of my lunch tray, took a bite and then tried to put it back.

I shanked that ho.


2) Okay, so... I'm not saying that Jack IS gay and I'm not saying he ISN'T gay. Not that I care because we're equal opportunity offensive up in here. BUT, if I WERE going to prove or disprove that statement? I'd post a photo of him, this morning, dancing along with 'A Chorus Line'.



Like that.


3) FOUR INCHES OF SNOW PREDICTED, which means we'll get one. *sighs* ♥

D) The reason that I shanked Left-Eye in prison is because at Cheryl's Christmas Party the other night, no joke, her BOSS took my DINNER ROLL OFF MY PLATE, took a bite and then TRIED TO PUT IT BACK.

I nearly passed out. Cher was like, "Um, no. Don't do that."

Rach was like, "You shanked him, huh?

Lodi said, "And then you stabbed him with your fork, right?"

Yeaaaaaaaaah. Keep the roll, John, you nasty bitch. I don't want it. EW. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. ew. JUST NO. Bad enough I had to sit next to that many people. OHMYGOD. Ew.

SCENE: Older sister crawls into bed with younger sister. She is known for being somewhat 'scared of the penis' and hasn't had sex in seven years. The younger sister is known for being more sexually free and has toys to indicate such stashed all over her room.

Younger Sister: *indicates she wants her back tickled, something the Older Sister finds tedious*

Older Sister: If you want that, I get something big.

Younger Sister: *muffled as her face is in the pillow* It's in the top drawer.

You ever have one of Those Days where... the things you WANT to say are the things you really just shouldn't? You know, because you might regret them later? Or you really just might not.

For girls, it's usually those two days right before your period when your brain --> mouth filter goes away. I don't get my period as much, so I'm just guessing as far as time frame goes, but you get the picture.

Yeah.

TITLE: The Doctor With the Enema
CHAPTER 7: Lowering the Fever

You have a tan line! You can't be bleach, you fucking bitch! - also Rachael

I has eggs, too! You must click them! Go on... click!

My sister and my best friend can die.

Together.

And burn.

For. Ev. ER.

I'm never eating again

Nope.

Today clearly isn't going to be any better than yesterday. I stare at the screen and am boggled at some of the shit I see written there.

... Full moon?

... RAAAAAAAAAAGING cases of PMS everywhere?

... bad spinach for lunch yesterday?


I don't know what the fuck is wrong with all you people, but leave me the fuck alone. Until you get your stories straight and/or get some fucking sleep, leave me the fuck alone. And if that means that you must detach yourself from AIM/EMAIL/RP whatthefuck ever until then? So be it. Just leave me the fuck alone.

Eeeesh.

Disabling comments. Want something? Email me. If you hit me up on AIM? I'm deleting that shit.

Yes, before RACHAEL can say anything... I hit her car. Okay? I was behind her on the road, slowing down and my foot slipped off the brake pedal.

Yes, I'm an idiot.

Yes, everyone is fine.

Yes, the CARS are fine... mostly. She's got a bit of blue paint on hers and a little scratch. VERY little.

Also? This was ON THE WAY to the collision repair shop for her car, ANYWAY.

*sighs*

Tuesday, please?

Thank you, Lani. That one thing is taken care of.

Also? Random-like? Thank you, Aki. You are SO right. :D Theft Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. *hee*

To Jewels and Kim: I'm sorry she sucked like that. :( Ya'll didn't deserve that. But now is BETTER times, yes? <3

Rachael: Birthday Bewbies rocked as usual. You sing lovely and thank you so much for making me sing whilst sick as a dog.

Cher: ...ilu.

( DOCTOR WHAT?! )

If you email me and say, "So I had a dream last night that you were doing my mom, and all I could think was, 'well, at least my mom's getting some'", my first thought is NOT going to be "OMG EW!"

It's going to be, "Well, um... is your mom hot?"

Because, hell. At least I was getting some.

PS: Apologies in advance to my sister who has to read this.

ME: Yours is awesome
LODI: yours is OMGWTF!?

[there was utr chat. there was saying of 'make up your own stories before someone makes them up about you!' I'll have you know that littlemoresonic had sex with her bff on a llama at Paris Hilton's birthday]

It has been decided that LODI will decipher the secret documents and I will diffuse the bombs. Always cut the third wire, especially if they are all the same color.



LODI and I went on a bar tour. During the course of it, we sent several text messages to KAREN, one of which told her to get the Senator's yacht. As PANTH said later, it was a good thing it was insured.

We snuck on the horse, which someone dressed up in the Senator's pants. No one is confessing, but it wasn't me. I was trying to dive off the side of the boat and LODI was trying to stop me. We came back... horse had pants on. I think it was LANI. She was WAY into the chihuahua. Upset it only gave culinary advice though.

Once, the Senator woke up, he joined in the chocolate finger painting and KAREN 's mad skillz with tap shoes are the only things that stopped us from getting boarded after PANTH did this thing, which distracted the Captain and THEN... well. You know.

Oh, and I made off with the Michael Shanks lookalike. He's now stashed in my closet.

From there, LODI went ahead to Sri Lanka because she needed to "fill in" as the "desk manager" at "her friends" brothel. Yeah, we don't believe that either

At any rate, once the rest of us caught up... we found out that LODI was working as an "exotic dancer" to help pay our way back to Jamaica. Here's where it gets a little... strange.

KAREN told LODI that she should have sold the diamonds. Well, none of us knew about the diamonds... LANI said that KAREN had said that the turtles ate the diamonds, and KAREN maintained that the turtle had eaten the rubies. I had heard LODI say diamonds, but LODI swore that her tiara and bracelet were fakes. I had to explain that my tiara wasn't (as it was a gift from the Emperor of Argentina) and LANI said that her contact in Switzerland said that LODI 's jewelry was real.

LODI got upset and said that it was my fault because LANI and I didn't split the gold evenly. LANI had to go and claim it was to the thousandth of a gram, but since we were being chased by locals with rifles, it wasn't POSSIBLE to be that accurate. Not my fault.

On top of that, PANTH remembered that she had bribed this fighter pilot. That was because LODI wouldn't hand over the two-for-ones for her "friends" brothel. Gold nuggets and a lap dance at mach 2. LANI played DJ in the backseat. She was "offended" (Psh, yeah right) that none of us offered to help. Well, LODI had the brothel, I had taken home the MShanks lookalike, and lets face it... KAREN had done more than her duty with the Senator.

I was offended KAREN had called us theives since she had made off with the rubies. At that point, LANI remembered that KAREN had ALSO made off with the sapphires. LODI admitted taking the emeralds, which... okay, I had, too.

The reason LODI didn't have any more two-for-ones was because she'd given them all to the park rangers. Or so she said. But without them, we'd never have escaped from that avalanche. And LODI ? With Shanks in my closet, I don't NEED to talk to Joe. Mmkay?

The St. Bernard they brought not only had brandy, but condoms as well. KAREN said he gave her more than condoms, but I don't think she meant the dog. She CLAIMS she meant Blake. KAREN also declared her undying love for Javier because he hauled her out of a river. As LANI pointed out, due to his "banana leaves" we had a hard time hauling KAREN out of his hut when it was time to go. His coconuts were rather large.

There there was the rest of PANTH 's pilot's flight crew. Moose, Goose and Grouse. LANI wanted them all. And HAD. And then she tried blaming it on me which pissed off my Shanks lookalike. Grouse kept faxing photocopies of himself to KAREN at work. Body parts that take seven sheets? UNCOOL.

Truthfully, she was more angry when she only got the middle sheet. I don't blame her. He was hot.

I DEFINITELY USED MY BEWBIES FOR GOOD THIS MORNING...

I had this tire. It was going flat. So, I went to this tire place. I pull in. This guy says to me, "What can I do for you?"

Well.

I was just looking for knowledge, really, so I say, "Can you tell me how to put air in my tire? And how much? I'm kind of a girl when it comes to these things."

I was wearing a Boobie Shirt. You know what that is. If you're a girl, you HAVE one. Maybe two. Don't lie.

So, he says, "Pull over here and I'll show you how." Then he did it for me. I say to him, "Wow, that really concerns me that it's going flat like that."

So he tells me to pull into his lil stall place under 'Shocks'. So I do. And he raises my car up on the lil thingymabopper and takes off my tire and "My friend wants to know your name" and walks away.

I smile at his friend. Who's like... 18. *shrugs* Whatev. "It's Mary."

Ten minutes later, he comes back with my tire. Puts it back on my car. LOWERS my car. Says, "You have a nice day."

I motion to the car and he says, "You had a nail in it. I repaired it." And gives me the most beautiful smile...

... oh, honey. :D

Thank you, Mr. Man at Tiny's Tire Shop. You made my day. *LOVE!*

- and some more "...?"

Just... yeah.

[Edited to add] Sis? You okay?