It's not Obsession

Seriously?

If you want to write out a scene via email with my girl, at least make sure it's something she'd do. Please? And please, for the love of all that's holy, DON'T play with her HAIR after messing with buttery popcorn and no, wiping your hands on your pants first, doesn't count. Ew.

And saying, "Don't tell [her boyfriend] that we did this" isn't going to make her (OR ME) happy, either.

JUST UGH.

UGH.

... ugh.

How do you feel right now?



( A sheep goes 'baa baa' )