It's a CHERYL thing... and I share with love
So, last night, Cher was going to go to David's for dinner. I told her I'd watch Jack.
Off she goes to get ready and when I check on her again, she's so proud of herself, she says to me: Go on, stick your hands down here and feel it. It's TOTALLY smooth.
...
Ranks right up there with 'Smell my tampon' and 'Did you know that hair grows on the inside?'
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, sister.
(when I wouldn't FEEL it, she took great pride in SHOWING me.)