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Current mood:

Erm... no.

[TRUE BLOOD] ... and my icon :D
So, I watched True Blood...



About that? It's not a BAD show. I guess. I mean, for an HBO show, I expected better. A LOT better.

If I'm going to see that many boobs, I wanna see cock. For all that blood, why can't I see manbits? Really? All this 'explicit sexuality' and NO MENPARTS.

And it's not that I'm expecting penis penis penis, but for all those boobs? Come on. And it's not even that, but all that blood? It's a show about vampires and I get that, but her brother and his girlfriend at the end? Give. Me. A. Break. In fact, her brother PERIOD. Nothin' but fuckin' after drinking vampire blood and fuckin' in the alley and fuckin' here and fuckin' that and... the show wasn't about VAMPIRES, it was about this boy getting his sex on as an excuse for [SOMEONE] to kill people.

That [SOMEONE]? Obvious. It was either him or the big teddy bear that was too nice. The show was way too predictible for me. And boring at times.

I just... I expected better.

Know why?

Because I watched ROME. That's why. Boobs? Check. Blood? CHECK. Manbits? OH YES.

That show was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamazing. Done well. And I guess I know why HBO did True Blood. Because they were SO BROKE after Rome, that they got stuck doing THAT shit.

Eeeeesh.

PS: Everyone I see now is talking like Lafayette is the dead one in the car. The first person I thought of was Tara's mom. Hmmm.

PPS: Plus, Anna Paquin? Has a fucking Oscar. Why is she doing THIS shit? A Golden Globe, wtg bb. Cover your titties. And that gap. Ugh.



I'm off to watch that Other Show now. And to bask in THAT particular brand of Fantastic Awesome. Geez.